My Dad

As everyone that has met my dad in person know.....he's a nut! I pretty much got all my personality traits from him. Here is a conversation that when on downstairs while we were unloading the dishwasher about 15 minutes ago.

Dad: Hey Juliet?

Me: Yesm?

Dad: Can I call you maximum mortgage?

Me: uhh..-chuckle- no

Dad: Why?

Me: 7

Dad: Barkley, I don't like it when you talk to me like that.

As you can tell from the conversation above, him and I think of the randomest things. He'll say numerous times a day "Can I call you (insert random name or item here)?" He's also asked me "why are you being such a Quail?" I have no clue what that means!

Listed below are all the names he's called me :) Note: He hasn't called me Jennifer once today. haha! As most days he doesn't.

Juliet

Mrs. Barkley

Dennitder (say it out loud. that's how my cousin who had a speech imparement said Jennifer when he was little. ha!)

Gail

Michelle

Adam

Fartknocker (that's one of our words)

Gaydar

Fag (he calls us that playfully.)

Fagbee

Simpson

Amy

Jessica

George

Richard

(all the ones above are ones he called me today)

Cheesy

Cheese

Cheese-Moe

Bird

Janet

Pertiper

Michael

There's more....I'll update when I think of the rest. Note that these are real names. He'll ask if he can call me Fruity Pebbles, Ancient Hawaiian Tradition, etc. He'll pretty much come up with a name for me that has to do with anything that is going on at any time. He's my best friend!!

Jacklynn's professional pics

Even though I already posted these pics as a slideshow, I am going to post them seperately here as back up, as I am going to show someone the pics, and I'm not sure if the slideshow will work on her computer.

Jacklynn's Professional Pics

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