As everyone that has met my dad in person know.....he's a nut! I pretty much got all my personality traits from him. Here is a conversation that when on downstairs while we were unloading the dishwasher about 15 minutes ago.
Dad: Hey Juliet?
Me: Yesm?
Dad: Can I call you maximum mortgage?
Me: uhh..-chuckle- no
Dad: Why?
Me: 7
Dad: Barkley, I don't like it when you talk to me like that.
As you can tell from the conversation above, him and I think of the randomest things. He'll say numerous times a day "Can I call you (insert random name or item here)?" He's also asked me "why are you being such a Quail?" I have no clue what that means!
Listed below are all the names he's called me :) Note: He hasn't called me Jennifer once today. haha! As most days he doesn't.
Juliet
Mrs. Barkley
Dennitder (say it out loud. that's how my cousin who had a speech imparement said Jennifer when he was little. ha!)
Gail
Michelle
Adam
Fartknocker (that's one of our words)
Gaydar
Fag (he calls us that playfully.)
Fagbee
Simpson
Amy
Jessica
George
Richard
(all the ones above are ones he called me today)
Cheesy
Cheese
Cheese-Moe
Bird
Janet
Pertiper
Michael
There's more....I'll update when I think of the rest. Note that these are real names. He'll ask if he can call me Fruity Pebbles, Ancient Hawaiian Tradition, etc. He'll pretty much come up with a name for me that has to do with anything that is going on at any time. He's my best friend!!
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